I find this as a picture pin on pinterest so decided to type it out and share it with you. Had a really good laugh at it, whoever came up with this has a pretty sarcastic sense of humour. Love it.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she is borderline irrational
A: So what is your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, the same way a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college