Have you ever had those moments when you’re having an adult conversation thinking it’s safe cause your kid is playing at the jungle gym only to have a little voice pop up asking that awkward question you have no idea how to get around? Yeah… Fysh is the king of those moments.
Me: Since the first time I met him I’ve thought he’s a manwhore
The Person: Yeah
Fysh: Mom, what’s a manwhore
Me: (thinking FUCK) Um… it’s a man with the morals of a slut.
Fysh: (quiet moment) What’s a slut?
Me: (double fuck) A woman with the morals of a man.
Fysh: (thinks) Okay!
And then off he runs leaving us to run the conversation back over our mind and then burst out laughing at the whole awkward moment.
Sorry men… but you know it’s true.